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Old 04-16-2010, 02:39 AM
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Sure! He admitted brain fart on that one, but it still made me lol.
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:54 PM
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i thought id give this a bump cuz it seems like a pretty good topic haha

ive never gotten pulled over but during my grad party, the dj was playing his music a little too loud, and since i live out in the outskirts its not necessarily bad. well all of a sudden i see a white ?expedition? pull up into the empty lot next to our house we were using as a parking lot (i have a huge family), park and flash his lights. so me and my dad go up to him. my dad talked to him for a while and i stayed back just in case, after a while i went up and he said to me "i love this song! sorry i cant stay, but can i have a plate of briskit for the drive home??" haha it was super funny, then when he finally turned off his lights and i wasnt blinded by blue, i noticed it was an old friend who actually made the briskit for my party (he owns a restaraunt near where my ranch is and has known my family for ages) all my friends freaked out when they saw him and the dj shitted bricks haha after that he lowered the music some.
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:04 PM
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last year at outer banks NC on vaction. with my family, I and my gf, my bro and his gf were leaving the movie theater. i left and turned the wrong way from our house. so i pulled a "U" turn in the middle of the road right in front of a cop, got pulled over. in my parents surburban. i have a TN license there from VA

Cop- not a smart thing to do in front of a cop sir, license please
me-yes i took the wrong direction.
cop comes back-sir are the only one from TN.
Me-no my gf is my brother and gf are from VA
Cop-ok thats good how do you guys say "pecon" Pecan or Pecon?
Me- pecon
Cop-"see what i tell you (speaking to the other cop with him) pecon" ok you guys have great nite

they get in the car and leave lol.
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:07 PM
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^^ haha WTF!
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:21 PM
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^^ haha WTF!
thats what i said when they left lol.
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:42 PM
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Got a party busted one night, half the party ran. Me and four of my buddies sat down at the table playing some drinking game. Our old DARE officer walked in, we were maybe 19 at this point...looks..."What the fuck are you boys doing?"...

I replied "drinking beer with old friends, making some new memories, that we may or may not remember in the morning...How about you?"

He couldn't stop laughing long enough to say much, asked us how we were getting home...we had planned to actually crash there at the house that night...and left us alone lol
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:50 PM
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This one happened exactly a week ago. 2am on a Wednesday night (Thursday morning for those technical pricks ) and I was leaving my house with my roomie to cruise around for a bit. Both were sober, he had just gotten home from work.
Before I even made it onto the street from my alley, he had pulled me over. Did the usual round of questions, and as he was leaving said to me, "and you can't tell me you haven't had anything to drink tonight!"
"Actually officer, yes I can. I'll do a breathalyzer right now and prove it."
"Alright, well just drive safe."
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:03 PM
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my brother is a cop so i get these storys all the time but one of my favs is one that infact happend to me at age 12

so me my brother and my brothers gf were all out house hunting and it started to get dark and we were more then a little lost. so we decied to stop at the local 7/11 not only for directions but a bathroom brake and a slurpee sounded good to. so were get our slurpees and get back into the car. and start heading tords home. after about 2 blocks my brother notices a cop following us. about two miles later the cop pulls us over. so he comes up to my brothers window and my brother ask

bro: is there somthing wrong sir
cop:ive been following you since the 7/11
bro: any reason
cop: (walks a few steps bak and taps on the bak seat window)
me: (me being in the back seat i roll down my window)
cop: please step out of the car
me: (freaking out)
cop: starts patting me down and asks me my age with my hands now cuffed behind my back
me: im 12 sir
cop: ok where is it??
me: where is what sir
cop: where is the joint or cigaret you had been smoking
me: sir respectfuly do u smell pot or even smoke
cop: after another search
me: sir i really dont no what your talking about
cop: (takes me out of hand cuffs) says im sry, i actuly must have seen u drinking your slurpee with the neon orange straw....
me: your kidding right
cop: i am verry sorry for the miss understanding... have a great night
me: umm ok night sir



i about pooped myself when he put that light on me... all over a stuiped straw
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:32 PM
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^^ haha fucking hell man that sucks!
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Old 08-10-2011, 12:28 AM
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I remember when i had my white ranger, I was heading to my girlfriends house from a friend of mines.

I had just tinted my lights with some Wally-World 99 cent black spray paint and installed my aux lights in the front, and just put my "Military Police" sticker on the tailgate.

The cop approaches the truck shining the light in my eyes and asks for my Military ID.

I give it to him he goes back to the car for a min, then comes back.
The cop says to me "Sir do you know your lights are tinted?" It gets better, I then reply with yes and its legal cause you can still see the light with no problem.

He goes back to the car then immediatly returns and then says "I cant seem to remember where i put your licence and registration" as he is handing my CAC card back. I couldnt help but ask "Officer how much have you had to drink tonight"
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last year at outer banks NC on vaction. with my family, I and my gf, my bro and his gf were leaving the movie theater. i left and turned the wrong way from our house. so i pulled a "U" turn in the middle of the road right in front of a cop, got pulled over. in my parents surburban. i have a TN license there from VA

Cop- not a smart thing to do in front of a cop sir, license please
me-yes i took the wrong direction.
cop comes back-sir are the only one from TN.
Me-no my gf is my brother and gf are from VA
Cop-ok thats good how do you guys say "pecon" Pecan or Pecon?
Me- pecon
Cop-"see what i tell you (speaking to the other cop with him) pecon" ok you guys have great nite

they get in the car and leave lol.
haha!!!

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Got a party busted one night, half the party ran. Me and four of my buddies sat down at the table playing some drinking game. Our old DARE officer walked in, we were maybe 19 at this point...looks..."What the fuck are you boys doing?"...

I replied "drinking beer with old friends, making some new memories, that we may or may not remember in the morning...How about you?"

He couldn't stop laughing long enough to say much, asked us how we were getting home...we had planned to actually crash there at the house that night...and left us alone lol
LMFAO. This is my favorite one by far.
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:58 AM
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When I had my old bagged and bodied hardbody I got pulled over for my tag being sideways WTF. Anyways I pulled over and layed the truck out on rockers and when he asked me to step out i actually almost knocked him on his ass due to having suicide doors. Got out he wrote me a ticket and right before I got back in the truck he looked at me and said "ill void that ticket if you lay it out on rockers going as fast as u can by me so I can show my son" FTW
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:50 AM
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When I had my old bagged and bodied hardbody I got pulled over for my tag being sideways WTF. Anyways I pulled over and layed the truck out on rockers and when he asked me to step out i actually almost knocked him on his ass due to having suicide doors. Got out he wrote me a ticket and right before I got back in the truck he looked at me and said "ill void that ticket if you lay it out on rockers going as fast as u can by me so I can show my son" FTW
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ROFL. That's funny.



haha!!!



LMFAO. This is my favorite one by far.
It was a pretty good night lol I actually have him on my FB too lol
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Old 08-10-2011, 05:22 AM
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i lost count after 27 of how many times i have been pulled over,in only a year having my license lol. Nothing really too funny except the dickhead copt hat arrested me and told me i sucked at driving. I just went a long with it and just kept saying yup i'm horrible and he kept running his mouth it was a good night hahaa
All the replies in this thread are funny except yours (ya i know its old). You apparently do suck at driving and shouldn't have a license to do so in the first place.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:07 AM
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I've got one that's funny in the way that it sucked.

10 years ago, I had plans to go out with friends to a club to see one of my favorite bands play, however the plans got cancelled due to the club changing some rules around (I was 21, they were 19 so they couldn't get in). I was upset by this and we ended up doing nothing and somehow ended up in a parking lot of a grocery store. I let out a little frustration by doing a few donuts in the parking lot with my car. Sure enough, it's down the road from the local police department and even worse, it's right across the street from a Dunkin Donuts. Well, after about my third time going around, right as I stopped, a cop flies into the parking lot flashing his lights, took down my information and let me go without a ticket.

2 weeks later I was coming home from my girlfriend's college and noticed that my crappy little Mitsubishi Eclipse wasn't accelerating very well, so I decided to test it out. I ended up getting the car to somewhere around 100mph, and must have passed a cop on the exit, who then proceeded to chase me down at around 120mph as he stated. I knew I was screwed when he took my license and registration but then another cop arrived on the scene. When he came back to the car, he said, "So, why would you be driving like that, when this officer here says he caught you doing donuts in the parking lot a couple of weeks ago and was nice enough to let you go." And... I was f**ked.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:57 AM
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When I think about it, I have way too many war stories regarding cops and being pulled over.

This happened over 30 years ago when the cops were a little more lax about drinking and driving. If you still seemed to have your wits about you, you most likely would just get a finger waved at you.

Me and some friends were doing what we often did. Drive around partying. Drinking age was 19 but not all of us were of age.
It was getting dark and I rolled a stop sign.
Cop pulls me over.

Cop: "You boys been drinking?"
Us: "Yes."
Cop: "Are you drunk?"
Us: "Not yet! Ha,ha,ha,."
Cop: "Well, put that beer and bottle in the trunk, turn your lights on, and watch those stop signs damn it!"

The local cops pretty much knew us all by name and car.
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