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Old 04-10-2010, 08:00 AM
davidjsouth davidjsouth is offline
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Last Monday I had just left the Newspaper depot to begin my route. Theres this patch of road that's pretty bumpy.

Any how an area police officer pulled me over for almost hitting the middle median. This was around 2:30 in the morning

Asked me if i was okay, to which I replied yes.

His next question kind of stunned me. "how much have you had to drink."

My simple reply was, "Nothing, I don't drink."

I drove away laughing to myself b/c I've never drunk a single drop of anything acoholish in my life. It was just wasn't part of my upbringing.

I later pondered this and realized that the last time was pulled over for anything was up in Michigan going 65 in a 55 on a back road in my brother's 84 Daytona on my way to pick up my sister at track practice. I was 16.

And then maybe 40 minutes later an on coming officer rolled down his window and asked what I was doing. Probably b/c I had my hazard lights and puling over to mailboxes.

I just cracked up! I Must look like trouble or something.
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