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Old 12-17-2012, 08:10 PM
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only two things come from texas....steers and queers....and you dont look like a steer. hahaha jk. I love the south forreal though with our gun laws and self defense laws etc
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Where you from private?!

Sir, texas, sir!

Texas?! Only two things come from texas, steers and queers and you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down!

How tall are you private?!

Sir, 5 foot 9, sir!

5 foot 9!? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze a inch in on me?!

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Old 12-17-2012, 08:11 PM
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Default Re: What weapons are in your Ranger?

I've got some rotten lunches, probably alive by now in the truck, that count as a weapon?
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:16 PM
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hahaha one of the funniest movies I've seen.
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:43 PM
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only two things come from texas....steers and queers....and you dont look like a steer. hahaha jk. I love the south forreal though with our gun laws and self defense laws etc
Ya dont know where they got that idea from. We do have our fair share of queers though. They keep to themselves though.

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Old 12-21-2012, 09:11 PM
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I have a 9 MM Kimber SOLO Carry in my center console, a .380 Sig Sauer P238 in my glove box and a Bushmaster AR-15 behind my passenger side seat.



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Old 12-22-2012, 08:36 AM
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The TRUCK itself is a weapon.
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Old 12-22-2012, 06:25 PM
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I have a 22 " long rifle its my first gun ever my gf brought it for me as a Early present and she got me camo shoes and a tool box kit and a CB radio with a 102" antenna lol I guess my gf loves me?
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:33 PM
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12 knives, a meshedy, a kabar, and a krowbar
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Old 12-23-2012, 04:23 PM
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A couple knives
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:33 PM
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Hmm....about 4 folding knives, 2 D cell Maglites, A d-handled shovel, 3 splitting mauls, a double-bitted axe, and a Mossberg 500 or a MIni-14 depending on whether it's deer or coyote season...
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:51 PM
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12 knives, a meshedy, a kabar, and a krowbar
I smell a felon...lol
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:38 AM
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I smell a felon...lol
Agreed lol

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Old 12-24-2012, 07:58 AM
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I smell a felon...lol
Haha can't carry a gun and if my girl is with me wanna make it easy
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:29 AM
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Looking for a online gun shop? Figured i would plug my buddy in Arkansas shop..cant hurt

http://www.facebook.com/Kalb.Pawn.Retail

all kinds! assault rifles (ak-47's) (ar15's),pistols,shotguns.etc.etc
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:33 AM
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I assume he ships to an FFL near the buyer then?
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