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Old 01-21-2014, 08:35 PM
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Very complicated in a small truck, tilt the seat all the way forward and slide them up to the dash and love in the room between the jump seats.. Lmao winter sucks ---------- lmao what else would you expect in a "have you had sex in your truck" thread
i lean both seats back. But the arm rest doesn't lean back with the seats. But she can lay across them and over the arm rest as your going to town. I've never tried in the back. I'll do that next time.
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:36 PM
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lmao what else would you expect in a "have you had sex in your truck" thread
read somethin bout takin a dump on someone lol. not my idea of fun, especially on my new seats haha
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:38 PM
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:40 PM
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You guys have to get out more. Let me guess your favorite position is missionary with the lights out and your eyes closed.
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read somethin bout takin a dump on someone lol. not my idea of fun, especially on my new seats haha
lmao but I gota scrub mine tomorrow. Damn things stain so easy
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:41 PM
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Watch it man she will poo on you. It isn't like the movies.
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:43 PM
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Let me guess your favorite position is missionary with the lights out and your eyes closed.
How else are you gonna get off when your gf/wife is the furthest thing from Brooklyn Decker?
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:45 PM
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You guys have to get out more. Let me guess your favorite position is missionary with the lights out and your eyes closed.
but not before ive read my bible verses

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How else are you gonna get off when your gf/wife is the furthest thing from Brooklyn Decker?
or just palmala handerson
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:47 PM
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but not before ive read my bible verses
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:48 PM
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or just palmala handerson
Palmela has too many wrinkles and callouses. It doesn't feel right.
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:54 PM
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Palmela has too many wrinkles and callouses. It doesn't feel right.
bruda. Lotion and condom. Try it
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:55 PM
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Old 01-21-2014, 08:59 PM
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bruda. Lotion and condom. Try it
Why use my hand when I can use your gf's?
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:00 PM
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hahaha
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:01 PM
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Why use my hand when I can use your gf's?
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