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Old 03-13-2013, 09:47 AM
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Ecstasy alcohol or cocaine usually gets stupid girls horny and adventurous.
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:57 AM
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well shit ill throw a case of beer in the truck and we will go out to a field somewhere and get her done just gotta wait till it warms up
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Old 03-13-2013, 10:06 AM
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Lol yep that easy

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well ill let you guys know how that goes but I can definitely already tell you the best sex we've ever had was when she was drunk so this should work out
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I once saw two dudes making out in Publix, and I used to think that was the gayest thing ever, but then I found out about "stance".
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:22 AM
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well ill let you guys know how that goes but I can definitely already tell you the best sex we've ever had was when she was drunk so this should work out
Yeah drunk sex is usually pretty awesome

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Old 03-13-2013, 12:09 PM
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well ill let you guys know how that goes but I can definitely already tell you the best sex we've ever had was when she was drunk, cause she wont when shes sober, so this should work out
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:32 PM
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well it does seem to be a little bit easier
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:38 PM
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The type of girls that im sexually attracted to are NEVER interested in me (stuck up white bitches) so no i have not.
Ditto, but the case of beer in a field like said before will get it done when it warms up..
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Old 03-13-2013, 03:33 PM
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I think this thread is a good list of people I will not buy my next ranger from. Although I have to say she sounds flexible and adventurous so congrats.
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Old 03-13-2013, 05:32 PM
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I think this thread is a good list of people I will not buy my next ranger from. Although I have to say she sounds flexible and adventurous so congrats.
What?!!! Come on! A few pecker tracks ain't never hurt no one. You can't even see them without a black light. Don't miss out on a good deal just because of some possible mammal sauce puddles.

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Old 03-13-2013, 05:38 PM
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What?!!! Come on! A few pecker tracks ain't never hurt no one. You can't even see them without a black light. Don't miss out on a good deal just because of some possible mammal sauce puddles.

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LOL I also never said what part of the truck I was going to be in..
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:24 PM
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Went mudding for an hour or two, had a picnic on the bed then got it on after sunset. She really liked that date, being a country girl
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:28 PM
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She drives a Buick.....
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Old 03-14-2013, 04:54 AM
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Now that my ranger is gone I can tell you guys all that ever happened in there. I used to makeout with girls and take some clothes off and feel some things we would both just lay down in the cab I put my feet in the passenger footwell and lay my back in the drivers seat. She would just lay on top of me. That happened a whole lot. Never got to use the bed but at a party one of my friends said he was gonna do his girl in the back of my truck and I said do it cause what's the big deal it's the bed I can wash that out. One time my buddy got road head in my truck while I was drivin, she was in between the both of us and I just kept my eyes forward and me and him laughed the whole time cause she still did it lmao.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:24 AM
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now that my ranger is gone i can tell you guys all that ever happened in there. I used to makeout with girls and take some clothes off and feel some things we would both just lay down in the cab i put my feet in the passenger footwell and lay my back in the drivers seat. She would just lay on top of me. That happened a whole lot. Never got to use the bed but at a party one of my friends said he was gonna do his girl in the back of my truck and i said do it cause what's the big deal it's the bed i can wash that out. One time my buddy got road head in my truck while i was drivin, she was in between the both of us and i just kept my eyes forward and me and him laughed the whole time cause she still did it lmao.
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:12 AM
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Never in my ranger. One in my dads old blazer and one in a 1970 international scout, but not in the range.
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