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Old 07-15-2012, 08:52 PM
MSizemore MSizemore is offline
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I live in a small town out in the country. One stoplight, and the population of the whole county is 13k. Plenty of dirt roads, fields, the river. Sometimes we get a wild hair and use the bed in my house, but usually it in/on my truck or hers
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:56 PM
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We did it once at her driveway when got back to her house. She got my car keys and told me i couldnt leave till we f*#ked. I got nervous cuz were i parked, was next to the window of her parent bedroom.
Needless to say i got my keys back. YIKES!!!

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Old 07-15-2012, 10:47 PM
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:49 PM
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Driveway before I drop my gf off, or just go to a park, where it is nice and dark. Just any dark areas if the first two options are out.
I have been doing it in parks, it's just sketchy because police could come up and me and the girl could get in trouble lol
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:51 PM
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more often than not (arround here at least) they just take your IDs and check for warrants and then tell you to get a room as they send you on your way.... except for this one cop in my town, but hes a HUGE tool and tickets or EVERYONE for EVERYTHING....
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:53 PM
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more often than not (arround here at least) they just take your IDs and check for warrants and then tell you to get a room as they send you on your way.... except for this one cop in my town, but hes a HUGE tool and tickets or EVERYONE for EVERYTHING....
That sounds better. My buddy is chief of police's son and I know his dad so that might help me out a little bit
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:56 PM
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dont name drop...... NEVER helps with the police haha. you could probably talk to your friends dad after the fact but when they have the lights on you it probably wont help. could actually make things worse.
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Old 07-16-2012, 07:01 AM
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3 years ago. tried a couple months ago, got engaged, settled down, and got too big and outta shape. lololol
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Old 07-16-2012, 07:08 AM
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We did it once at her driveway when got back to her house. She got my car keys and told me i couldnt leave till we f*#ked. I got nervous cuz were i parked, was next to the window of her parent bedroom.
Needless to say i got my keys back. YIKES!!!

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same thing here, up against a van in her driveway, in PLAIN view of anyone who drove by (holy shit) lol


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Old 07-16-2012, 08:37 AM
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Parking garages, parking lots late at night... where I grew up there were a lot of little dead end dirt roads ready for a new housing development. The road was long enough you could drive to the end and not see the car from the main road... The focus hated that little trail....
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:32 PM
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I have been doing it in parks, it's just sketchy because police could come up and me and the girl could get in trouble lol
Oh you have no idea. We went into a park just as a cop was leaving to do the woopie. Scared both of us, still did it anyways in the bed.
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:18 PM
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:12 PM
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guilty

edit: gotta love bedcaps with tinted windows
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:27 PM
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I've done it, me and my girl went camping in my ranger, down a trail that lead to the lake, I'll take pics it's real nice their, fogged up the windshield if ya know what I mean, lol

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Old 07-17-2012, 09:50 PM
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edit: gotta love bedcaps with tinted windows
Must be nice and comfy.

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