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02-03-2012, 01:24 AM
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Just call me Neo.
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Originally Posted by Ranger_EDGE
it still piss's me off to this day!! i really wanted to fuck her!!!
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One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:
"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"
I punched him in his face.
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Originally Posted by doyouquaxu
Shhhhh, you know nothing know-nothinger
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02-03-2012, 01:31 AM
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Ford Ranger Driver
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
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Originally Posted by Neo
One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:
"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"
I punched him in his face.
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HAHA ok Neo you do have to admit that had to of been just a little funny
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Originally Posted by HIGH TECH REDNECK
4.0 sohc pissin people off since 2001
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02-03-2012, 01:33 AM
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SVT
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
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Originally Posted by Neo
All **** blockers should die.
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Originally Posted by Neo
One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:
"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"
I punched him in his face.
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thats what you call the ultimate **** block!! what a dick!!!
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-2000 ford SVT f150 lightning -SOLD Lifted 2001 Ford Ranger EDGE, April's 2012 TOTM
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02-03-2012, 01:33 AM
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Just call me Neo.
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Originally Posted by nicksranger01
HAHA ok Neo you do have to admit that had to of been just a little funny
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We laughed about it. After I fucked that blonde.
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Originally Posted by doyouquaxu
Shhhhh, you know nothing know-nothinger
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02-03-2012, 05:26 AM
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Ban Survivor. (x2)
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
lol, why is **** "blocked" and fuck and dick are not!
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02-03-2012, 06:26 AM
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Ford Ranger Driver
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
Yes, 93 ranger STX, twice.
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02-03-2012, 06:42 AM
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Sept. TOTM
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
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Originally Posted by pooleo
lol, why is **** "blocked" and fuck and dick are not!
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lol that's weird
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02-03-2012, 06:45 AM
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<- That's My Ranger =)
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Originally Posted by Neo
One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:
"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"
I punched him in his face.
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Dude, on of the funniest things I've read in a while.. I literally lol'ed at work and everyone just looked at me like 'huh?'
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Originally Posted by FireRanger
Also, if you're driving around in 4wd "because it is winter", you're in an idiot. It should only be engaged in conditions that warrant the extra drive traction. Using 4wd on dry pavement WILL wreck your shit.
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02-03-2012, 05:22 PM
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Ford Motor Company
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Originally Posted by 2004xlmiller
a tip for the younger guys.. camper shells rock.
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They are the best. Enough room for just about everything.
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02-03-2012, 05:42 PM
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Sept. TOTM
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
Oh man when I brought this old thread back to life, I didn't think I would hear all these x-rated stories lol.
True enough they are all from guy owners, lol, I don't think a female ranger owner would be so free to divulge such info lol
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02-03-2012, 10:04 PM
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crazy teen
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
doors open out on a dirt road HECK YES!!!
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02-03-2012, 10:17 PM
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Just call me Neo.
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Originally Posted by gcextreme
Oh man when I brought this old thread back to life, I didn't think I would hear all these x-rated stories lol.
True enough they are all from guy owners, lol, I don't think a female ranger owner would be so free to divulge such info lol
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Lindsey would lol.
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02-03-2012, 10:45 PM
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
Yes and we broke the fucking center console...
warranty ftw!
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02-03-2012, 10:50 PM
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Sept. TOTM
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
I would love to have been there for that explanation.
"Yeah I need to have my console replaced, it got broke"
"Sure no problem, how did it brake?"
"I was fucking the girlfriend on it and it snapped"
"Wow, well no problem." "Try not to brake this new one ummkay"
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02-03-2012, 11:11 PM
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Re: sex in a ranger (have you?)
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Originally Posted by gcextreme
I would love to have been there for that explanation.
"Yeah I need to have my console replaced, it got broke"
"Sure no problem, how did it brake?"
"I was fucking the girlfriend on it and it snapped"
"Wow, well no problem." "Try not to brake this new one ummkay"
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Wife actually, lol.
And I believe I told them I leaned over to grab something out of the glovebox and I heard a cracking noise...
Dunno if they bought it or not, but I got a new console lmao
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