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Old 02-03-2012, 01:24 AM
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it still piss's me off to this day!! i really wanted to fuck her!!!
One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:

"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"

I punched him in his face.
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:31 AM
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One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:

"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"

I punched him in his face.
HAHA ok Neo you do have to admit that had to of been just a little funny
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:33 AM
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All **** blockers should die.
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One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:

"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"

I punched him in his face.
thats what you call the ultimate **** block!! what a dick!!!
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:33 AM
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HAHA ok Neo you do have to admit that had to of been just a little funny
We laughed about it. After I fucked that blonde.
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:26 AM
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lol, why is **** "blocked" and fuck and dick are not!
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:26 AM
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Yes, 93 ranger STX, twice.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:42 AM
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lol, why is **** "blocked" and fuck and dick are not!
lol that's weird
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:45 AM
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One time I was Makin time with this bangin blonde at the club, my buddy who was with me was jealous he wasn't scoring with anyone, so he walks up, sticks his head between us and says:

"Jason?! OMG, I haven't seen you in ages bro! Man, I heard.... How are you dealing with the AIDs?"

I punched him in his face.
Dude, on of the funniest things I've read in a while.. I literally lol'ed at work and everyone just looked at me like 'huh?'




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Old 02-03-2012, 05:22 PM
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:42 PM
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Oh man when I brought this old thread back to life, I didn't think I would hear all these x-rated stories lol.
True enough they are all from guy owners, lol, I don't think a female ranger owner would be so free to divulge such info lol
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Old 02-03-2012, 10:04 PM
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doors open out on a dirt road HECK YES!!!
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Old 02-03-2012, 10:17 PM
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Oh man when I brought this old thread back to life, I didn't think I would hear all these x-rated stories lol.
True enough they are all from guy owners, lol, I don't think a female ranger owner would be so free to divulge such info lol
Lindsey would lol.
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Old 02-03-2012, 10:45 PM
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Yes and we broke the fucking center console...

warranty ftw!
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Old 02-03-2012, 10:50 PM
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I would love to have been there for that explanation.

"Yeah I need to have my console replaced, it got broke"

"Sure no problem, how did it brake?"

"I was fucking the girlfriend on it and it snapped"

"Wow, well no problem." "Try not to brake this new one ummkay"
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Old 02-03-2012, 11:11 PM
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I would love to have been there for that explanation.

"Yeah I need to have my console replaced, it got broke"

"Sure no problem, how did it brake?"

"I was fucking the girlfriend on it and it snapped"

"Wow, well no problem." "Try not to brake this new one ummkay"
Wife actually, lol.

And I believe I told them I leaned over to grab something out of the glovebox and I heard a cracking noise...

Dunno if they bought it or not, but I got a new console lmao
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