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Old 12-03-2010, 08:25 PM
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how does it come in handy?
you dont have what we call women skills do you?
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:49 PM
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how does it come in handy?
well we have to keep this PG13 so just use your imagination!!
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:13 PM
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im gonna say it makes for a nice "sex" sofa lol better positions huh ROFL
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Old 12-03-2010, 10:12 PM
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im gonna say it makes for a nice "sex" sofa lol better positions huh ROFL
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Old 12-03-2010, 10:37 PM
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OK guys (and gals)......anybody done it on those little jump seats in the back of the supercab???
been there done that. push the driver and passenger seats all the way forward then you take a seat in the back seat while she sits and gives you a ride rofl
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Old 12-07-2010, 05:21 PM
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Yep, the first time actually. We were 17, went to a parking lot for this park that was way out of the way. Were in the bed and all of the sudden these brights lights come on and we both were thinking "shit". This guy comes over, shines his flashlight in the bed and just stands there for the most awkward 20 seconds of my life. He finally says to pack it up and go. Turns out it was the park ranger. I didn't even know our city had one of those, and why the hell he was way out there. End of the story, we both hopped in the truck and went flying and we still laugh about it today.
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:50 PM
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still have to break in my 94 ranger i just got
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:57 PM
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closest thing ive done is ask a girl out in it and that failed epically..
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:39 PM
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closest thing ive done is ask a girl out in it and that failed epically..
Haha Tell the STORY!
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:41 PM
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i asked her out she said she only liked me as a friend.. end of story
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:43 PM
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i asked her out she said she only liked me as a friend.. end of story
Damn thought it was going to be epic... Like with crying, sad music and more cowbell.... Lame
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:58 PM
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more like some angry/depressed and metal music and speeding
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:32 AM
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more like some angry/depressed and metal music and speeding
driving like a bat outta hell just because your upset over something (and its usually small and stupid...we all do it) and putting your life and not to mention someone else's is wrong and stupid....over a girl saying no at that!? i promise there will be more!!
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:11 AM
More_Cowbell More_Cowbell is offline
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yeah and by speeding i dont mean like doing 90 on city street all i went about 70 on a highway.. i get passed almost everyday by people doing at least that
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:43 PM
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i asked her out she said she only liked me as a friend.. end of story
That's exactly what i'm afraid of.....
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