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Old 08-22-2010, 12:28 PM
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lol now someone is going to start a new thread " Celebrities You Wouldnt Mind Having Sex With In Your Ranger"
Off the top of my head, Michelle Beadle from ESPN Sportsnation. I would wear out my leafsprings destroying that ass.
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:17 PM
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Off the top of my head, Michelle Beadle from ESPN Sportsnation. I would wear out my leafsprings destroying that ass.
hmm leafsprings or ass, thats a tough decision
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:02 PM
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There is an old saying that if you have sex in your car you will have bad luck with it. In my case I have the worst luck.

Once I did it on my Dodge neon and I crashed the car the next day, then I did it on my sister Toyota matrix and got a ticket that night for speeding, I did it on my ex-girlfriend explorer and we got a flat tire on our way home.

I would love to do it in my ranger but, I'm ticket free and accident free for years now, I dont want to change that
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:59 PM
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you're doing it wrong.
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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Old 08-22-2010, 10:10 PM
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There is an old saying that if you have sex in your car you will have bad luck with it. In my case I have the worst luck.

Once I did it on my Dodge neon and I crashed the car the next day, then I did it on my sister Toyota matrix and got a ticket that night for speeding, I did it on my ex-girlfriend explorer and we got a flat tire on our way home.

I would love to do it in my ranger but, I'm ticket free and accident free for years now, I dont want to change that
sounds like user error
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Old 08-22-2010, 10:34 PM
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you're doing it wrong.
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:01 AM
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looks like nobody has had sex in a long time haha.

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Old 09-20-2010, 09:03 PM
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yup....'twas good...very good...but i think the air mattress is going in the bed next time...
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:09 AM
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Over the hood, in the cab (standard cab) yeah we have talent* In the bed, on the roof!
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Old 09-26-2010, 10:43 AM
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With the expo center console it's a lot more difficult.

Luckily my truck sits at the perfect height with the tailgate down.
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:30 AM
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With the expo center console it's a lot more difficult.

Luckily my truck sits at the perfect height with the tailgate down.
thats partly why im hesitant to put a console in one. I've seen them, and love the convenience of having it, but IDK... lol
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:25 PM
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yup... im a lil too tall but whatever, sometimes you have to hang your legs out the window to show you love for the truck... also, been tempted(as have my friends) to have sex with it... dual tip=double the fun
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Old 09-26-2010, 07:09 PM
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also, been tempted(as have my friends) to have sex with it... Dual tip=double the fun
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Old 11-28-2010, 07:52 PM
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haha i love bench seats!

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Old 11-28-2010, 08:05 PM
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I can't even fit in my Ranger comfortably as it is, let alone have sex in it. My '00 had a 7' bed, but I was 16 then, so there were no plans of it.

My F100 has an 8' bed though, and the most comfortable bench seat in the world.
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