View Full Version : If You're Truck Had a Name What Would It Be?
Haha. I might be the only one that does this but I name everything of mine. My trucks name is Clarice
idk why I'm crazy I guess haha.
So, If your truck had a name what would it be?
Johnbaum13
09-23-2009, 05:20 PM
Ben. As in Benjamin. As in all the Benjamins I've spent on it.
That's really quite clever sir.
greyghost
09-23-2009, 05:23 PM
the greyghost
Well, That makes sense. Haha.
DieHard4rd
09-23-2009, 05:59 PM
Duh! Mine is called Snowball:D
My mustang is Priscilla:)
smakes
09-23-2009, 06:01 PM
hondakiller is her current name :)
It all depends how it is acting that day
Falling apart I call it SOB
olfordtruck
09-23-2009, 06:53 PM
Ole Yeller!
or
Banana Rocket!
2001xlt4d
09-23-2009, 06:54 PM
black Betty
or black stallion..
Mike65
09-23-2009, 07:01 PM
Blue devil, because it is bright blue in color.
mrdadeink
09-23-2009, 07:01 PM
on a bad day piece of shit on a good one hulk cuz of the green color
Yeah, on a bad day I have quite a few interesting names for my truck. But who doesn't?
black Betty
or black stallion..
whoa, black Betty (bam-A-lam) whoa, black Betty (bam-A-lam)
mr.ranger
09-23-2009, 07:40 PM
whoa, black Betty (bam-A-lam) whoa, black Betty (bam-A-lam)
great song
but youd probably called your truck something about the cardinals for sure:)
your trucks name should be the black pearl
My trucks name should be black pearl?
Never have thought of a good cardinals name for it
olfordtruck
09-23-2009, 07:56 PM
My trucks name should be black pearl?
Never have thought of a good cardinals name for it
Maybe choker. haha. just hating on the cards!
mr.ranger
09-23-2009, 07:56 PM
My trucks name should be black pearl?
Never have thought of a good cardinals name for it
but its only a matter of time:D
mr.ranger
09-23-2009, 07:57 PM
although, i think "sloppy" would describe the card's quite well....lol
Maybe choker. haha. just hating on the cards!
That's why they are celebrating clinching the central division right now? :D :D
mr.ranger
09-23-2009, 08:00 PM
That's why they are celebrating clinching the central division right now? :D :D
i think its ALL LUCK:D:D
Lazler
09-23-2009, 08:02 PM
DSG Brandy is her name haha
olfordtruck
09-23-2009, 08:09 PM
That's why they are celebrating clinching the central division right now? :D :D
yea yea i know. they've been good this year. lets see it they can keep it up in october... thats where it all matters!
DannyG
09-23-2009, 08:17 PM
Called my '87, the beast because it never broke down when I need it.
Call the '92 "Blue", cuz it is blue. lol
No 2001xlt's truck should be the black pearl. It wouldn't
make Any sense at all if the truck was red. Haha.
prestidigitizer
09-23-2009, 08:55 PM
Named mine Ursus - latin for bear 'cause it's a powerful, black beast.
Johnbaum13
09-23-2009, 08:59 PM
whoa, black Betty (bam-A-lam) whoa, black Betty (bam-A-lam)
Black betty had a child (bam-a-lam) Damn thing gone wild!(bam-a-lam)
Love that song!
Superlifted06FX4
09-23-2009, 10:07 PM
mythical potato
Superlifted06FX4
09-23-2009, 10:08 PM
Named mine Ursus - latin for bear 'cause it's a powerful, black beast.
that sounds so wrong...
Named mine Ursus - latin for bear 'cause it's a powerful, black beast.
Haha. That's what I am. Cept white.
dixie_boysles
09-24-2009, 04:13 AM
mine doeas have a name, and her name is Betsy!
prestidigitizer
09-24-2009, 05:52 AM
that sounds so wrong...
Oh, fer cryin out loud - I'll have to learn to read my own posts out-of-context before I submit :)
vista4.0
09-24-2009, 06:04 AM
Well i forget how this name came up for my truck but its name is Franny. Last truck was Sally, and the one before that was Stacy.
Loganthegreat1
09-24-2009, 06:10 AM
I call mine Walker after Walker Texas Ranger.
mr.ranger
09-24-2009, 01:14 PM
I call mine Walker after Walker Texas Ranger.
lmao:)
Jay FX4
09-24-2009, 01:57 PM
Gertrude.:rolleyes:
davidjsouth
11-11-2009, 11:40 PM
I should call mine "Old Red," b/c it's 17 years old, but I actually wouldn't mind calling it "Rex" after my granddad.
Semaj82
11-12-2009, 01:43 AM
Chewbacca.
The last three digits of my license plate are WKY. My wife commented when I picked up my plates that my truck was a wookie, and it stuck.
joldtown
11-12-2009, 02:56 AM
Damn is the name of my truck. As in Damn you look good. As in Damn you're costing me a lot of money. As in Damn I love you.
dixie_boysles
11-12-2009, 07:43 AM
Betsy is her name
2001xlt4d
11-12-2009, 07:56 AM
money pit sounds good for me rite now
monkeykoder
11-12-2009, 12:03 PM
I think I'd have to name mine "oops..." (exactly the truck I wanted but paid quite a bit too much).
TerrenceStuart
11-14-2009, 11:02 AM
my trucks name is "Sloan" (as in she's alone)
because when i saw her at the dealership, she was parked all by herself, away from the other rangers.
STRanger
11-14-2009, 12:35 PM
My truck's name is "The STRanger".. :cool:
Betsy is her name
haha i love that name... thats what I gave to this 1978 lincoln i fixed up back in 02... :rock:
camodown
11-14-2009, 01:35 PM
Mack
modwalls
11-16-2009, 05:37 AM
Hi all, I always name my Trucks, my 95 F-250 is called Samson, and my new Ranger is named after my late great best friend Sheperd Micky. I just call my Ranger The Mick.
richarddhoward
11-16-2009, 11:11 PM
My Ranger is Norma, it's my grandpas old truck, he was Norm, but I can't name a truck after a guy.
My GMC Sonoma is Jamie, they make a Jimmy, so girl name.
My 75 Buick Le Sabre is know as the Super Hoopty, cuz it's the size of a house and its a hoopty of a car lol
STRanger
11-17-2009, 09:49 AM
My 75 Buick Le Sabre is know as the Super Hoopty, cuz it's the size of a house and its a hoopty of a car lol
haha i'm loving that buick's name....... :adore:
POWER-RANGER
11-17-2009, 10:08 AM
well... i say my trucks name is "the power ranger", but i always end up callin it "go mother f^cker go" or "please dont run outa gas"
mr.ranger
11-21-2009, 10:00 PM
chuck norris
richarddhoward
11-21-2009, 10:08 PM
The Super Hoopty is my perfect bar car, and I don't worry about where I park. It's ugly and my gf won't ride in it with me. It's fun, and I have to thank my friend Tony for that name, you should have seen the Hoopty, it was a 78 2dr Fairmont, My Buick makes it look tiny.
Ranger_EDGE
11-21-2009, 10:11 PM
edgy lmfao
Fx4wannabe01
11-21-2009, 10:38 PM
whore, pile of shit, piece of shit, slut, bitch, tramp, c-word, through with you
There's more I'm sure...
blueovelboy
11-21-2009, 10:55 PM
whore, pile of shit, slut, bitch, tramp, c-word, through with you
sounds like me and the wife on a good night lol
you do know what the c-word stands for right
C= can't U= understand N= normal T= thinking
ROFLMAO!
Jay FX4
11-22-2009, 06:29 AM
sounds like me and the wife on a good night lol
you do know what the c-word stands for right
c= can't u= understand n= normal t= thinking
roflmao!
lol
richarddhoward
11-22-2009, 01:52 PM
sounds like me and the wife on a good night lol
you do know what the c-word stands for right
C= can't U= understand N= normal T= thinking
ROFLMAO!
Lol now what does it sound like on a bad night?
blueovelboy
11-22-2009, 02:30 PM
Lol now what does it sound like on a bad night?
on a bad night she can make sailor's and bikers blush lol
:cheers:
richarddhoward
11-22-2009, 02:33 PM
That's impressive, have either of you gone to jail yet? lol
Fx4wannabe01
11-22-2009, 03:02 PM
yeah....that's where they made up and made sexytime in the holding cell...
richarddhoward
11-22-2009, 03:03 PM
yeah....that's where they made up and made sexytime in the holding cell...
Did you get the videotape? Lol
STRanger
11-22-2009, 03:37 PM
yeah....that's where they made up and made sexytime in the holding cell...
:date: :D
Did you get the videotape? Lol
:adore::adore:
FoMoCo
11-22-2009, 04:24 PM
the vette is LAYLA, and the 06 is taylor
richarddhoward
11-23-2009, 02:58 AM
"Layla, you got me on my knees! LAYLA!!!" Eric Clapton
Fx4wannabe01
11-23-2009, 03:05 AM
That's one thing I never got into or whatever.....naming them with real names. It's always been nicknames. My chevy shares the same names with the Ranger(as posted earlier in this thread), except for one: banana. Ranger is DWB or purple or blurple. All which describe the color. Chevy's been called cute by many in the past. Embarassing from an old man. Points for me from a cute girl.
richarddhoward
11-23-2009, 03:12 AM
I have a twin ram air hood on my Sonoma and it still gets called cute, I need my drop kit for it and wheels. My Ranger gets that too but I have to admit it does get points with the ladies, as much as the gf hates that, especially when shes dirty.
Besides my gf my trucks are my ladies, they never cheat, they only talk back when I'm not doing my part, and they are always there no matter the mood. That's why I name mine real names.
STRanger
11-23-2009, 06:50 AM
I have no idea where "STRanger" came from on mine... it just popped into my head one day and I started calling it the stranger.. (but it spelled it capital STRanger)... haha
richarddhoward
11-23-2009, 12:11 PM
Lol sounds like my buddies Taurus. He all of a sudden yelled cli-torous at a party one night and went and got letter stickers. We called it that for the rest of the time he owned it lol. It was always getting screwed over, three accidents and a deer later it gave up lol.
STRanger
11-23-2009, 12:18 PM
poor clit... :D
richarddhoward
11-23-2009, 12:20 PM
lol it was a purple bruise color too. I'm laughing more even thinking about it.
edgeman4.0
11-23-2009, 05:49 PM
generally, her name is "goddammit" or "oooh you bitch".. but there are times when i just call her a slut. wait... this was about the truck? the same goes for it too.
sasqutch1085
12-10-2010, 12:45 PM
Unit 3190 and the bronco is 3102.
terryduanemiller
12-10-2010, 01:17 PM
call mine "Scooter"
Demon-FX4
12-10-2010, 01:25 PM
makayla
Giangrosso
12-10-2010, 01:42 PM
i call mine Ananta Boga, because that what it is
schultzkenneth
12-10-2010, 01:46 PM
Drain-O, all it's done is drain out my wallet.
Some stuff that it needed, other that it didn't, but looked cool
More_Cowbell
12-10-2010, 03:47 PM
Morgan Freeman because its black and old as hell!
scarbucket
12-10-2010, 04:17 PM
Richered dont know why but for some reason i came up with this name
jfulford
12-10-2010, 04:27 PM
The ChickenShark... or POS
rangerstranger
12-12-2010, 07:37 AM
T.G.&Y because I,m about to nickle and dime myself to death on getting her just the way I want her.
t.g.&y was the local 5 and dime.
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