Ok got some. Some are kinda lame but whatever lol. Found some off the interwebz too
What do you call a black man in a suit... Guilty.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench... A bench can support a family.
What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.
How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're sick, you're green, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored!
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