I went down to my truck and quietly told my Brushguard that he is going to be adopted.
He started to cry and I said "Please don't cry, brushguard, you'll enjoy your new home. It's a newer home, and It is black like you are, so you'll both match together"
Brushguard then thanked me for allowing him to be on my truck for all the past years.

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2001 Ranger Edge 4x4 (sold)
2006 F150 Lariat 4x4 (sold)
2007 Explorer XLT (Destroyed by Deer on highway)
2014 Explorer XLT (inherited from parents)