Ole, who is growing quite elderly, is resting peacefully on his front porch when he sees a cloud of dust up the road.

He watches a farmer approaching, with a wagon. "Good afternoon! Where are you headed?" hollers out Ole.

"Afternoon. Home to my farm," says Sven.

"What do you have in da wagon?" Ole continued.

"Manure," said Sven.

"Manure, eh? What do you do wit it?"

"I spread it over my strawberries," Sven says matter-of-factly.

"Vell," says Ole, "ya should come over here for lunch some day. Ve use whipped cream."

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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Minnesota.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Minnesota.

If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Minnesota....

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Minnesota.

If "vacation" means going anywhere "Up North" for the weekend, you may live in Minnesota.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Minnesota.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Minnesota.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Minnesota.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Minnesota.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Minnesota.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Minnesota.

If the speed limit on the highway is 70 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Minnesota.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Minnesota.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Minnesota.

If you find 10 degrees "a little bit chilly", you may live in Minnesota.

Don't cha know.

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Dale

2003 XLT Ext Cab. 3.0 2wd. Auto. Current driver.
1996 XLT Reg Cab. 2.3 2wd. Manual. My 1st Ranger.

An expert is someone who knows everything about something they've never done before.