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Originally Posted by pooleo
There are 2 types of people that are fukcing this world. Humanitarians, and enviromentalist!
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Common mistake.
There are three types:
We're dicks.
We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck *******s: *******s that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can fuck an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!