So Im on the highway omw to work going about 65mph...Then a viper flies passed me with the plates [1badcar] And exhaust loud enough to rumble my insides. Then a nissan GTR, another viper, and a brand new mustang pass too. Couldnt see any emblems on the mustang, but Im guessing it was a supersnake. Now I know how those cars in racing games feel.
Then when I got to work, there was this creep...He was definitely on some fear and loathing shit...He was being fucking weird and had a creepy mustache...The worst part was he was ripped...He could crush my skull with one hand if he suddenly flipped out...The kinda guy a gun wouldnt stop...He was a fucking shaved gorilla living as a man
So he leaves to get into a taxi after about 10 minutes of making me think he wanted to jump the counter and eat my face off...but before he leaves He points at me, says "I WILL be back" then winks and walks out....Think I might be murdered tonight.