I don't think you understand how this stuff works. It's not just "emmissions bullshit". All of that stuff works together to manage the fuel mixture in your engine. Disabling it or removing it will just make it not work at all. I understand you're under the impression that it is all just a BS emissions stuff, but it isn't. You can not remove this stuff. Performance will suffer if it even works at all.
Dude that's really wierd. Every engine made since about 1985 has computerized components, fuel injection systems, electronic ignition, etc. That's how it is. Have you never opened a hood of a vehicle without a carb???