Clinton is so cool, that the Pope has a fish decal on his car with the word "Clinton" inside.


Every 4 years, Clinton beats another 24 hours into February.


The television show "Lost" is loosely based on an inner-ear infection Clinton had as a child.


Tupac wouldn't be dead if he hadn't eaten Clinton's cheetos.


Clinton and Craig (azgilamonster) teamed up in 1989 to bring down the Soviet Union. Their amazing story of struggle, hope, and redemption was adapted for the silver screen as "White Men Can't Jump"


Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know when Clinton is going to mooseknuckle you.


Clinton successfully mated a graham cracker with a mustang dome light.


The phrase "Made by Clinton" is printed beneath China.


Clinton coined the phrase " I see dead people " after the waitstaff at Denny's forgot his birthday.


Clinton once beat Usain Bolt in the 100-Meter Dash. Clinton didn't even know he was racing, someone near the finish line had just leaned against Clinton's Ranger.