Originally Posted by Fordzilla80

I need to gain weight and build muscle. I'm scrawny as shit. Problem is, I have a really high metabolism. I eat like a fat kid, but I just burn it. If I wait til i'm 30, then I can get fat. Both of my parents were the same as I am now. My dad was 120 when he tried to join the army at 18. My mom was 110 when she graduated high school. But as they got older, the metabolism slowed and they gained weight.

Therefore, i'm selling increments of my metabolism until I can gain weight at an acceptable rate. Bidding starts at $10 a share. This is quite the deal folks, hurry and get your metabolism today before it's gone!