I was asked that by a dude with a bible standing outside Krogers if I was going to heaven or 'ell. I told him after living 40 years in Memphis, either would ba an improvement.
It's political season, which means time to drag out the political jokes;
What is 40 feet long and has 11 teeth?
The front row at a Cruz rally.
My first Cruz joke. I was telling Hillary jokes but had to stop. Nobody likes a guy that kicks a dog when she is down.